Where can I buy gay pills?

Hello everyone.

I have a problem. I have a desire to be gay. However, I find men absolutely repulsive, sexually. To make matters worse, I also find women attractive. I even have a wife, god help me.

If I just had a pill that could significantly alter my sexual orientation my life would be so much better. I've tried therapy, but that just made me angry. I tried prozac, that just made me crazy. I even tried pizza, but in the end, that just made me constipated.

Is there anything I can get my hands on, or might come to market in the future, that can help me? I feel like I'm all alone here.
 
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