When my girlfriend was taking a nap, I farted on her head as a joke. She broke up...

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richard c

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...with me. Why? OK so I have been dating this girl for almost two weeks. This past Saturday she was over and was taking a nap on the couch. I was sitting on the chair next to her and felt a big fart come on. As a joke, I got up, pulled down my pants and lightly sat on her head and farted bare butt. I have to admit, it was LOUD. She was laying on her side and it went right in her ear. I didn't know it was going to be that loud or it was going to stink - it smelled like a cross between vomit and rotten eggs.

I thought it was so funny that I laughed really hard. She got up and yelled at me! ??? Now wait a second here, girls fart too!!! I was offended she yelled at me and told her she needed to apologize to me. Well, to make a long story short, she left and went home. I tried calling her several times and she won't pick up. She text me and told me she didn't want to see me anymore!! ????

I was only joking and it was funny. I can't believe she broke up with me over a simple fart. It is natural and everyone does it.

I still think she needs to apologize for yelling at me and leaving. I mean, we have been dating almost two weeks - I think we can joke around with each other. Maybe she doesn't have a good sense of humor.

Can anyone give me their opinion on this? Aren't I right about this?
 
You just pulled a Jackass move on her and girls don't appreciate that movie like some guys. You did it bare butt, maybe something flung into her ear and dang man, it's only been 2 weeks. Jokes are more like making her sit on a wet seat...not dropping a bomb on her ear and right up on her face bare butt. She left you not cause of the joke but becaus eyou wanted her to apologize for yelling at you. Shoot, who wouldn't have yelled at you for that?
 
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