When I drive through the Ghetto I see a lot of Cadillac and Lexus cars. Howdo people of

[Spaced Frehley]

the Ghetto afford it? They are obviously no at work making money to pay for these automobiles otherwist the cars would be at work rather than on the streets. Also, when shopping at a grocery store in a ghetto you often see poor people with over-flowing shopping carts with everything from booze to diapers. Where do they get the money to pay for all of this? What class can I take to learn to live as happily, affluently, and materialistically as the po' folks in da hoodz?