I like Johnny Depp's in "The tourist":
Italian policeman: You wish to report a murder.
Frank Taylor: Attempted murder.
Italian policeman: That's not so serious.
Frank Taylor: Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you when you upgrade it from room service, it's quite serious.
Italian policeman: You wish to report a murder.
Frank Taylor: Attempted murder.
Italian policeman: That's not so serious.
Frank Taylor: Not when you downgrade it from murder. But when you when you upgrade it from room service, it's quite serious.