what's your favorite "yo momma" joke or put down?

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here's a few classics
you're so dumb, when they said it was chilly out outside, you came with a bowl and spoon
you;re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a piece of meat around your neck just so the dog would play with you
you're so fat when you out on your bvd's it spelled out boulevard.

best putdown i;ve heard: I brought yo momma back from our date, that her to wear one shade of lipstick, i'm starting to get a rainbow around my dick

p.s. bvd's used to be a brand of underwear a while ago
 
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