What's the weirdest thing a teacher said in class?

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My teacher was trying to explain what happens without friction to us. (Long time ago)
So she told us about this one time she slept over at a friends house who had really smooth floors. She had on soft socks. So her friend's dog came out and started chasing her. When my teacher got up and tried to run, she didn't move because of the lack of friction. So the dog caught her and started humping her!
We still tease her about it!

What did your teacher do?
One other thing.
My English teacher was talking about something, I wasn't paying attention.
Then I came back to reality and she said, "I mean, I'm still a virgin...I mean a vegetarian!"

She was blushing, my entire class was laughing. I doubt what she said is true though. I've seen her husband!
 
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