What's the weirdest expression you've heard in your life?

[Hi I'm Sierra! =D]

Mine was last night: He's not the smartest peanut in the turd...

 

[Yaqub H]

I'm so tired I could eat a pillow

I make mine up myself x]

 

[LittleBigBug]

He's not the crunchiest chip in the packet.
He's got the personality of a dish-rag

 

[Sarah E]

"Jack's a doughnut!"

It's like "voila".


xD