What's the point of learning history?

...and who cares about the live ones too.

You should care about the dead ones, cuz they can come out of the toilet and bite you in the arse as toilet zombies.

There is no point in learning history, cuz if history has taught us anything is that "history repeats itself." So just wait for the reruns, or the DVD to come out.
 
you should unless, of course, you don't mind doing the same dumb old stuff that your not-too-bright ancestors did! besides, he (or she) who hasn't a clue of the past, hasn't a clue of the future; i.e., how can you know where you're going if you don't know where you've been? is it more-on or more-off?
 
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