WHAT'S THE FUNNIEST JOKE YOU'VE EVER HEARD (Best Joke get's10pts)?

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So...what's the best joke you've ever heard?
THE BEST ONE I SEE GET'S 10pts...
Here's the funniest joke I've ever heard/ that I can remember...
because I'm 100% Aussie...
"A Pom and an Aussie were in the pub debating whose country was the best.
The Scottsman reckoned his was the best, because we got the greenest grass.
The Pom reckoned his was the best because they had the most beautiful flag.
The Chinaman reckoned his was the best because of their Great Wall.
The Aussie said we're the best, 'cos we got the kangaroo, and that can jump over your great wall, crap on your grass and wipe it's @ss with your flag!"
 
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