how do u make a cat sound like a dog??? pour gasoline on it, throw a match on it and it goes woof!
why dont seagulls fly over bags??? cuz then they would b bagulls(bagels)
what do u call a cow with a twitch??? beef jerky
what did one melon say to the other melon??? we cant elope(cantaloupe)
why cant u play uno with mexicans??? they always try to steal the green cards
