whats the best 'yo moma' jokes you've ever heard?

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Yo mama so dumb when she passed by the YMCA she said hey they spelled macys wrong
 
yo mama's so fat, she jumped in the air and got stuck
yo mama's so fat, she fell in love and broke it
Edit: yo mama's so old, she owes Jesus 3 bucks
 
i got loads:

yo mamas so fat when she was asleep she burnt her arse on the lightbulb
yo mamas so short she jumped off the kerb and commited suicide
yo mamas so skinny she turned sidewards and disapeared
yo mamas so hairy king kong thought she was his sister
yo mamas so old when the lord said let there be light she was the one that flipped the switch

i picked my fave from diff insults lol (the last 1s my fave)
 
Yo Momma's so stupid she climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side

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Yo momma's so hairy, you got rugburn when you were born. My personal fave so far xD
 
Yo mamma so ugly if her face was on a postage stamp my dog wouldn't even lick it!

Okay, so it's not that funny, but the funny thing is that it came from my english teacher while she was teaching Romeo and Juliet :L
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Yo mamma so ugly if her face was on a postage stamp my dog wouldn't even lick it!

Okay, so it's not that funny, but the funny thing is that it came from my english teacher while she was teaching Romeo and Juliet :L
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