What's the best way to admit to wrecking my neighbor's car?

Satchel J

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My neighbors asked me to baby-sit their 4 year old son today while they went to dinner, so it was just me and the kid at their place. They have this really nice Jaguar that they got recently, and I have had my eye on it. They have two cars, and they haven't really been driving the Jaguar that much.

While watching their son, I considered taking it for one quick drive. I asked their son if he knew where they might keep the keys, but he said, "No, you are stupid, you would break it." I said, "No I wouldn't, I'm very responsible." However, the little brat kept saying, "NO YOU ARE STUPID!" After about 5 minutes of this, I got very annoyed, picked the kid up, and tossed him out of a window. He landed DIRECTLY on the Jaguar! I ran outside to see the car, but it was totaled, and I was devastated! It was such a nice car!

How do I tell my neighbors that the Jaguar is totaled? Even if they didn't drive it that much, I'm sure that they would be upset if something happened to it. Thanks for the help!
 
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