What's The Best Line/Speech You've Heard In A Recent Cartoon?

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For me, it's a toss-up between these:

In "Transformers: Animated" when Bulkhead tells off Wasp, "You may not be a traitor, but you were NEVER a good bot!"

In "Batman: The Brave And The Bold", Paco says to Jaime, "A dude without fear has a serious mental condition."

Both so true!
 
This is from an anime, but Mayuri Kurotsuchi's speech on perfection from Bleach.

"There is no such thing as a perfect being in this world. That may sound cliche, but it's the truth. The average person admires perfection and seeks to obtain, what is the point of achieving perfection? There is none. Nothing. Not even a single thing. I loathe perfection! If something is perfect, then there is nothing left. There is no room for imagination, no creativity. No place left for a person to gain additional knowledge or abilities. Do you know what that means? For scientists such as ourselves, perfection only brings despair. It is our job to create things more wonderful than anything before them, but never obtain perfection. A scientist must be a person who finds ecstasy while suffering from that antimony. Who finds disease while he has it. In short, from the moment that foolishness left your mouth and reached my ears, you had already lost. How dare you call yourself a scientist."
 
You know, as much as I loved season 3, there's actually a problem with that speech if you think about it. You've got a crazy, dangerous individual holding someone hostage, and you antagonize him? A deserved verbal beat down, but his timing was way off.

Anyway...



I'm not much of a DC fan, nor did I really like JLU's finale, but damn was that badass.
 
From the Aqua Teens episode, 'The Marines':

Frylock: (to a Jigsaw knockoff in a SAW spoof after escaping the 'trap') I just took the mask off. It was held on by a twist tie.

Jigsaw: From my whole wheat bread loaf, you found it. Bring it to me. You have 60 seconds.

Frylock: Is this all ya'll do up in Canada?

Jigsaw: We speak French... sometimes. Mostly this, though.

Frylock: Where are you?

Jigsaw: I don't know. I'm a puppet.

Frylock: Well, you must be somewhere... there's a camera on you.

Jigsaw: Really? What do I look like? Am I pretty?

Frylock:... I am out of here.
 
Just started watching The Secret Saturdays, and V. V. Argosts "Would Anyone go to the circus if they didn't secretly hope the lions were going to eat somebody?" has stuck with me. :D
 
I just thought of a runner-up: In "King of the Hill", two exterminators cause a panic over a snake being released in the sewers just so they can get some attention. Dale says to them, "THAT'S why you do this? For APPRECIATION?? From people like HIM?!" He then points to Hank.:D
 
In the Regular Show episode "Party Pete", the house is a total wreck, after Party Pete explodes from drinking too much old soda. Out of the wreckage, Rigby sees a toilet that catches on fire, which leads to him saying this hilarious line.

"That is the coolest thing I've ever seen." :lol:
 
Definetely this exchange from Regular Show

Rigby: Benson would blow a fuse if he found out we were slacking off!
MuscleMan: You know who else would blow a fuse if she found out we were slacking off?
Mordecai: We dn't have time for this!
MuscleMan: you know who else doesn't have time for this?
Mordecai & Rigby: Aaargh!
MuscleMan: You know who else says "aaargh"?
-beat-
MuscleMan: MY MOM!!!!!
 
This is from a post-movie Spongebob episode, where Patrick tries to write a hit song (this is all paraphrase) :

(Patrick strains his brain so much gears finally start turning in his head and smoke pours out of his earholes)

Squidward: Ugh, what is that horrible smell?!
Patrick: That would be the process of imagination at work!
Squidward: Patrick, it smells like something crawled in your brain and died!
Patrick: See, that's the process!

Probably one of few times I genuinely laughed at a post movie episode.
 
Hulk gets some good one-liners in Avengers: Earth's Mightiest Heroes

Graviton: I'm stronger than all of you! I'M THE STRONGEST ONE THERE IS!

(Hulk lands behind him)

Hulk: You sure about that?

- Breakout, Pt. 2

Leader: It was so perfect. I was going to remake the world in my image.

Hulk: That's the problem...you're ugly.

- Gamma World, Pt. 2
 
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