what's are some funny jokes?
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veeto
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something along these lines..
so there were two muffins in the oven
muffin 1 turns and says 'man its ht in here'
muffin 2 turns and says 'holy cow! a talking muffin!'
hehehe not the funniest ever, but i thought it was cute
so there were two muffins in the oven
muffin 1 turns and says 'man its ht in here'
muffin 2 turns and says 'holy cow! a talking muffin!'
hehehe not the funniest ever, but i thought it was cute
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Wickedstrife
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Ok so there is a spanish galleon sailing on the ocean and the lookout sees two enemy ships on the horizon so he goes to the captain and says
"two enemy ships are coming".
The captain says to him "bring me... my red shirt". so he brings him the shirt and after a short battle they defeat both ships and don't lose a single person.
The lookout says to him "I have to know, why did you want your red shirt?"
the captain replies"so if i was shot no one would notice the blood the they would fight on"
The lookout was like " wow thats awesome" and returns to his post. A few days later the lookout sees 40 enemy ships on the horizon and goes to the captain and says "sir there are 40 enemy ships coming towards us."
The captain says to him "bring me... my brown pants"
"two enemy ships are coming".
The captain says to him "bring me... my red shirt". so he brings him the shirt and after a short battle they defeat both ships and don't lose a single person.
The lookout says to him "I have to know, why did you want your red shirt?"
the captain replies"so if i was shot no one would notice the blood the they would fight on"
The lookout was like " wow thats awesome" and returns to his post. A few days later the lookout sees 40 enemy ships on the horizon and goes to the captain and says "sir there are 40 enemy ships coming towards us."
The captain says to him "bring me... my brown pants"