...a girlfriend? i have a presentation on how to lie and want to give 3 funny examples of good lies i just want to see if there are any others. it has to be some what funny or make the people listening go " oh dang thats a good one! it can be a story or just a good funny lie. heres 2 of mine
1. to pick up a girl in your math class, sit next to her and pretend your having trouble and need help in math. ask her if she'll help you out, outside of class, right now she thinks your hitting on her and responds with " i have a boy friend". lie to her and say oh i have a girlfriend too, i just want some help since you seem to know what your doing. so when she accepts and you "conversate" with her later, the question pops up, "so whose your gf". and you reply with " i was hoping it would be you ".
this is a pick up lie
heres a bad situation lie
you get dressed in your regular work clothes and tell your gf your going to work only to be out late with another girl. you get home and start to change but your gf wakes up to finally find you at home and asks where have you been? a good lie to sayis " im actually getting ready for work early so that i can make extra money for a vacation for us 2"
all im looking for are good lies to say to your girlfriend in a bad situation or a good lie to pick up a girl. this is just for a presentation its not "for real". heres some dilemmas that maybe someone could come up with a good funny lie for/good excuse
gf thinks catches you on a date
wife reads a dirty text message on your phone or email
gf finds pictures of another girl on your phone/laptop
gf sees you with an ex gf
you mix your gf's name with another girl
1. to pick up a girl in your math class, sit next to her and pretend your having trouble and need help in math. ask her if she'll help you out, outside of class, right now she thinks your hitting on her and responds with " i have a boy friend". lie to her and say oh i have a girlfriend too, i just want some help since you seem to know what your doing. so when she accepts and you "conversate" with her later, the question pops up, "so whose your gf". and you reply with " i was hoping it would be you ".
this is a pick up lie
heres a bad situation lie
you get dressed in your regular work clothes and tell your gf your going to work only to be out late with another girl. you get home and start to change but your gf wakes up to finally find you at home and asks where have you been? a good lie to sayis " im actually getting ready for work early so that i can make extra money for a vacation for us 2"
all im looking for are good lies to say to your girlfriend in a bad situation or a good lie to pick up a girl. this is just for a presentation its not "for real". heres some dilemmas that maybe someone could come up with a good funny lie for/good excuse
gf thinks catches you on a date
wife reads a dirty text message on your phone or email
gf finds pictures of another girl on your phone/laptop
gf sees you with an ex gf
you mix your gf's name with another girl