whats a funny cruel joke to do to someone?

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like someone that worries about you a lot, and will do anything in there power to protect you, and is an absoloute cuddlebug who always wants to hug ya. sorry but im 16 and sick of all this hugging cuddling GAYness from her. she wont let me grow up, or have a boyfriend, and she constantly worries about me. she loves me, but all thats shown to me is that she's 1 gay lady. so whats a good prank. should i just tell her i met a boy or somethingt? or something else? but what, cuz telling her i met a boy will make her never stop crying, and it's annoying cuz it is so gay!!! help!!!!
 
i worked in a nursing home one time and the lady that was supervisor over kitchen was rude so one day i got a bottle or miralax (makes you shit) and poured half a bottle into her pop that was on a friday, monday she came to work and said "I guess i caught some kind of bug over Weekend cause i shit my brains out all weekend" we had to walk away so we could laugh.she never found out.
 
Marry her, thats the ultimate cruel joke and if you want to teach her a lesson, never divorce
 
fake ur own death, then right after ur mom thinks ur really dead, POP up and say 'Boo'

or

bring home an incredibley hott guy and start kissing him in front of ur mom or whoever this gay lady is and then say 'later oldies' and go and jump on your bed while making 'Ohhh ohhh OHHH' like ur having sex. or go down there and actually have sex. that'll piss them off for sure!!!
 
bring a boy home and start making out right i front of her

or go into ur bedroom get on the bed and jump up and down to make ur bed squeak and moan
 
yeah sure, say u got a boyfriend and he feels uncomfortable with you comming in contact with girls because he thinks it's gay....idk
 
you want to be cruel to someone who loves you and thinks of you as a good friend?! ugh! you're not a very nice person. If you're feeling like that about her just be straight and talk to her about it, ask her not to do it, that would be the respectful thing to do, you must act like you dont mind her doing it for her to keep on after all.

Maybe she's worried if you met a boy she'd loose you as a friend. you need to talk to her about it, a girl liking lots of cuddles from her friend does not mean she's gay!!! and if she is then you just need to set her straight.

It sounds to me in a way that you actually like it. maybe you have feelings for her and you are in denial? you seem pretty worked up about the whole thing.
 
Grow up!!!! Is this how you plan to solve problems in life? Through cruelty? Not a big enough girl to draw boundaries without hysteria? Willing to hurt someone because they care about you rather than talking it out? Sure, go ahead...lie, hurt someone, think you're pretty cute. When people annoy you by caring about you you should always stoop to as low as you can.
 
Hey...I have a brilliant 'funny cruel joke' to do to someone.Be really really nice to them for one week. Make em cuppas, cook and clean. Then on the seventh day......move out of home, get a job and start cooking, cleaning and supporting yourself.
 
Hey...I have a brilliant 'funny cruel joke' to do to someone.Be really really nice to them for one week. Make em cuppas, cook and clean. Then on the seventh day......move out of home, get a job and start cooking, cleaning and supporting yourself.
 
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tell her you are going to become a nun and you have to leave all your unholy friends behind and go live in a chapel spending all your free time praying! lol!
 
be VERY serious and tell her you have to talk about something. then sit down. and tell her your 6 weeks pregnant. hahaha.
 
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