What're some funny/witty phrases that rhym that i can say.?

[DaOnlyHighFlyer]

I want some funny phrases to say.
The only ones i have so far are:
What's cookin good lookin
What's shakin bacon.

and in response
Just chillin like a villan.

 

[Elphaba]

chill out, girl scout

 

[icemetalpunk]

Just a note: no one actually does that anymore .

Man, you're chunky; just like a monkey.
Your mama's so fat, she needs a double-wide hat!
Go back to sleep before your ass gets beat.
You wanna go? I'll knock ya to the flo'!

-IMP

 

[Giver!!!]

See you later alligator.

 

[wordtwoyamum]

unreal banana peel
far out brussel sprout
catcha later alligator
allright vegemite (i'm aussie)

 

[Lola]

You're fakin like bacon. And phony like bologne. And you make my liver quiver! LOL Oh yeah and what's the word firebird?

 

[Bex]

Ready rockin' steady.

Easy peasy, lemon squeezy.

Down like a clown, Charlie Brown.

Cool as fool in a swimmin' pool.