klinger had so many good one's,i think my favorite is the one where he tries to get into west point,or as hawkeye put it "he's going to get kicked out of the army by joining the army",you see his plan was he'd get into west point then cheat on his 1st test and they'd have to kick him out of the military,but of course he flunked the entrance exam,in fact as col.potter would put it "he washed out with bleach."