Brock Reed
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Kyle: Okay, hang on guys, I'll use my special power to see into the future, and find out where we should head next.
Cartman: Hold on you guys, I actually have another power. I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Let me try...
Kyle: Goddamnit, Cartman, you can't keep making up powers!!
Stan: Yeah, dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with!
Cartman: ...I am Bullrog, and I have lots and lots of powers.
Kyle: No, asshole! From now on you only get to have one power! So what is it?
Cartman: I have the power to have all the powers I want.
Kyle: That doesn't count, fatass!
Stan: Yeah, that's it, Cartman, now you don't get to have any powers!
Cartman: Hold on you guys, I actually have another power. I can see into the future too, but better than Kyle. Let me try...
Kyle: Goddamnit, Cartman, you can't keep making up powers!!
Stan: Yeah, dude, that's like the fifth power you've come up with!
Cartman: ...I am Bullrog, and I have lots and lots of powers.
Kyle: No, asshole! From now on you only get to have one power! So what is it?
Cartman: I have the power to have all the powers I want.
Kyle: That doesn't count, fatass!
Stan: Yeah, that's it, Cartman, now you don't get to have any powers!