I won't put down my serious ones until I give up on them, haha, but my mum keeps daring me to write about all this stuff when I say its stupid.
Like, the other day I told her S. Meyer sucks so much, so she dared me to write a better vampire story, so I'm in the middle of that now and then she dared me to write a Twilight fanfic because I LOATHE them.
My vamp story is set 100 years in the future and in like 2020 or something, vampires took over the world, evolving to be able to withstand sunlight, making them the stronger species. So, in 3020, humans are held in like paddocks and vamps see them the way we see cattle. Its a big government conspiracy, so everyday vamps don't know that humans are intelligent and just see them as food. Like we see sheep and pigs and cows and stuff. But one girl on this one farm didn't have her tongue cut out at birth (because they all have their tongues cut out because it makes it "easier for them to eat" or something) and she talks to this vamp guy who works on the farm and they try and expose the government conspiracy.

It keeps me occupied.
and the fanfic is about Jacob falling in love with a vamp who Edward turned ("by accident") and she loathes Edward. I'm doing that one because the only good thing about Twilight was Jacob.
anyhoo.. that's about it.
I have about 10 other stories going as well.
haha!
@ Jessica.. ME TOO!! Baha! They were so unsatisfying. But I had to get dared first.
