What size road bike should I get?

[Rob]

I'm about 5'10'', my inseam is about 33 1/2 or so, and my upper body isnt very large. I don't want to hear go get fit at a lbs, and I don't want to hear what the Fitting Calculator you googled said. I would like to know from your experience what you would say I would fit. Bike I'm buying is Trek, if you know of Treks sizing being abnormal or something. Thanks