What should i include in my joke letter?

bradfanizzle

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Each year my dad's ex-girlfriend/friend has been sending us bragging letters on how there son is attending Harvard, they daughter is a successful lawyer, and brags about there money and there wonderful lives. Well recently we've gotten pissed off about it. We've decided to send a letter back saying how our lives suck. So far i have how our bird was diagnosed with testicular cancer, and needs it's left testicle removed, and how we're poor, and our 14 year old son has joined a Muslim terrorist group. I need more ideas. Very funny jokes i can put in it.
 
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