What R your favorite dumb blonde jokes?

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I like this one:

There was a blonde, a brunette, adn a redhead. They came across this mirror... Written on the mirror it said "Tell the truth and get a million bucks, tell a lie and disappear forever."
So the brunette's like "I think I'm the prettiest girl in the school"
*POOF* she disappeared.
Then the redhead steps up and says "I think I'm the smartest girl in the whole school"
*POOF* she dissappeared.
Then the blonde steps up and say "I think -" *POOF* she dissappeared.

Lolol, you?
 
good joke, umm my favourite would be this one

a blonde comes skipping home from kindergarten and says to her mum
' mum today we were counting the other kids could only get up to 4 but i could get up to 10 see 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10'
That's very good her mother replied
Is it because I'm blonde mummy is it?
yes it is because your blonde

The next day the blonde comes skipping home from kindergarten and says to her mum, hey mum today we were singing the alphabet and the other kids could only get up to D but i can get up to G see, A B C D E F G. That's very good dear her mother replied
Is it because I'm blonde mummy is it is it?
Yes it is because you are blonde.

The next day the blonde comes skipping home from school and says today we were in gym and when we had showers all the other girls had flat chests but i have these and she pulled put a pair of 36 C's her mother embarrased said that was very good, is it because I'm blonde mummy is it is it?
No it is because you are 25
 
good joke, umm my favourite would be this one

a blonde comes skipping home from kindergarten and says to her mum
' mum today we were counting the other kids could only get up to 4 but i could get up to 10 see 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10'
That's very good her mother replied
Is it because I'm blonde mummy is it?
yes it is because your blonde

The next day the blonde comes skipping home from kindergarten and says to her mum, hey mum today we were singing the alphabet and the other kids could only get up to D but i can get up to G see, A B C D E F G. That's very good dear her mother replied
Is it because I'm blonde mummy is it is it?
Yes it is because you are blonde.

The next day the blonde comes skipping home from school and says today we were in gym and when we had showers all the other girls had flat chests but i have these and she pulled put a pair of 36 C's her mother embarrased said that was very good, is it because I'm blonde mummy is it is it?
No it is because you are 25
 
a red head went into a hospital, complaining that she hurt all over.
"all over?" her doctor asked. "show me."
she poked her elbow and screamed in pain. she poked her thigh and screamed even louder.
"hmm..." pondered the doctor. "are you a natural red head?"
"no," giggled the girl. "im really a blonde."
"thought so. your finger's broken."
 
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