What part of your body goes to heaven first joke?

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Little Greg went to that school that day and the teacher asked the class who goes th heaven.
Little Greg put up his hand and the teacher said "yes greg"
Greg said"saints go to heaven"
the teacher said "that's correct", then little Greg said "I also know which part of your body goes to heaven first"
The teacher said "oh,really,which part is that?"
Greg said "your legs"
Looking confused,the teacher said "how do you know its your legs?"
Greg said "Well I walked in my house one day to my mommy's room and I saw her legs up in the air and she was screaming "Oh God,im cumming!""
 
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So this little boy is at a Tattoo parlor and his getting an arm tattoo. The Tattooist asks him 'is this allright with your parents?'
He replies 'my mommy said yes.'
Next scene: He's pulled over to the side of the road after speeding on the highway in a corvette. The police oficer asks him 'What do you think you're doing?'
The little boy says. 'My mommy said so!!' And sticks his hands in the air.
Next scene: He's buying a huge bag of dough nuts and two gallons of milk at the grocery store. He gives the money to the cashier and says. 'My mommy said so.'
Next scene: The same seven year old walks up to his parents closed door and asks. 'Mom? Can I put the cat in the washing machine and turn it on?'
His mom screams 'YES YES YES!!!!!' from inside the bedroom.
The boy smiles and runs off.
Get it?
 
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