I'm probably misquoting, as I found this on a forum, and was wondering which movie it came from..
Asian Dad: What did you get on your report, son?
Asian Kid: Well... For Physics I got an A. And for Maths I got an A.
Asian Dad: Ah! Very good, son! Very good! What did you get in English?
Asian Kid: I got... a.... B.
Asian Dad: A B? A B? YOU GOT A B?
YOU STUPID SON! YOU ARE AN ASIAN! NOT A BSIAN OR CSIAN!
A stands for A Doctor! A Lawyer! A Dentist!
Asian Kid: *smiles* What about... A Garbageman?
Asian Dad: YOU STUPID SON! Garbageman starts with G!
Asian Dad: What did you get on your report, son?
Asian Kid: Well... For Physics I got an A. And for Maths I got an A.
Asian Dad: Ah! Very good, son! Very good! What did you get in English?
Asian Kid: I got... a.... B.
Asian Dad: A B? A B? YOU GOT A B?
YOU STUPID SON! YOU ARE AN ASIAN! NOT A BSIAN OR CSIAN!
A stands for A Doctor! A Lawyer! A Dentist!
Asian Kid: *smiles* What about... A Garbageman?
Asian Dad: YOU STUPID SON! Garbageman starts with G!