what is your favorite George Carlin joke?

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mine is when he is talking about proud parents bumper stickers and 2 of them are:
"my son sells drugs to your honor student" and the other
"my daughter attends public school and hasnt been knocked up yet"
who do you like Jeff Dunham and Dane Cook, asshole
 
His joke about school (though it's not much of a joke) and religion "If there was a god, he's definitely not a woman.. A woman couldn't fuck shit up this bad" or somehting along those lines... Hilarious man!. R.I.P
 
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