"You have nothing to fear, because your penis is heavyweight class! Trust me, the bigger one wins!" Takamura Mamoru (Hajime no Ippo)
"What's the point of my existence? To be dark and mysterious! But not too dark and mysterious..." Zelgadis Greywords (Slayers NEXT)
No, no, it's Pa-Pi-ON! You MUST put more love into it. - Papillon Mask (Buso Renkin)
"I've always wanted to trip on a banana peel and fall on my face!" -Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)
"Rock, if you think about it, other than this, what do we really value in life? God? Love? Don't make me laugh. When I was a brat, crawling around in that sh**hole city, it seemed God and Love were always sold out when I went looking. Before I knew better, I clung to God and prayed to Him every single night — yeah, I believed in God right up until that night the cops beat the hell out of me for no reason at all. All they saw when they looked at me was another little ghetto rat. With no power and no God, what's left for a poor little Chinese ***** to rely on? It's money, of course, and guns. ****in' A. With these two things, the world's a great place." Revy (Black Lagoon)
I've won over some sex-starved dykes by playing the man's role. And... after that, their fingers just weren't enough for them ever again. Revy (Black Lagoon)