What is your fave "Yo momma joke"?

[MY DOG JUST DIED :(]

I know they are kinda old but i just wanna know

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Mine is: Your momma is so fat that she won't be able to fit into 2009! (I made it up!)

 

[Abby Markitesina]

Yo momma so ugly, I just slapped myself??

I DONT KNOW! LOL

 

[The Gentle Beast ?]

your momma is so ugly, she can only be YOUR momma

- Peace ?

 

[frozen past]

Yo momma so fat that when she wore a shirt with AA on it, people thought she was an American Airline plane. =)

 

[Desert Dweeb]

Yo momma is so ugly, her mom used to feed her with a slingshot!

 

[trayctalks]

dont got none

 

[Max P]

Yo mommas so fat, even jabba the hut said damn!

 

[Bob]

Yo mama is so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.