What is your all time favorite (clean) joke or riddle?

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I have always liked this one...Did you hear about the moron who ran through the screen door and strained himself...
 
there were two sausages in a pan,
the first sausage says "oh, it's so hot in here."
the second sausage says "AHHHHHH a talking sausage!!"
 
Me: Want to hear a dirty joke?
You: ummmm... okaay...
Me: I fell in a mud puddle! =]
 
when you mean clean you mean sexual right?

not that im racist or anything but here's one (no offence)

why hasn't mexico won many olympic titles???

remeber don't get offended people i hate it when people can't take jokes. i'm asian so send me some asian ones if your offended k?

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Answer: because everybody that can run jump or swim has crossed the border
 
um idk there are a lot! proly How do you catch a Uniqe rabbit? Answer. Uniqeuponit! thn there is a part 2 but ifg it its lyk how do you catch a ___ rabbit? Answer, ___sameway
 
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