knickknackblue
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Clean or dirty, and don't even think about being politically correct.
Easy 10 points to the funniest (my opinion only, of course).
Easy 10 points to the funniest (my opinion only, of course).
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What is the funniest joke you have ever heard?
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this will be tough...you have to imagine the hand gestures that I will describe.
A Marine is standing guard duty on the fence line in Cuba. He's bored out of his mind, and decides to try to talk to the Cuban on the other side of the fence.
He mimes asking "Are you Airborne" [arm held high and swooping down in an arc]...the Cuban just glares at him.
Then he asks "Are you infantry?" [holds hand up and uses fingers to mime walking]...more glaring from the Cuban.
Next he asks "Are you artillery?" [thrusting hands forward from the hips] The Cuban rams a bullet into the chamber of his rifle.
Then he asks "Are you intelligence?" {holds cupped hands up to eyes and moves them in and out away from face]
A few minutes later the Cuban sergeant of the guard is asking the Cuban guard why he shot the American. The Cuban said that the American told him that when the sun went down, he was going to walk over there and f*&k him until his eyes popped out!
This joke was told to me at a poker game by an Army Chaplain.
A Marine is standing guard duty on the fence line in Cuba. He's bored out of his mind, and decides to try to talk to the Cuban on the other side of the fence.
He mimes asking "Are you Airborne" [arm held high and swooping down in an arc]...the Cuban just glares at him.
Then he asks "Are you infantry?" [holds hand up and uses fingers to mime walking]...more glaring from the Cuban.
Next he asks "Are you artillery?" [thrusting hands forward from the hips] The Cuban rams a bullet into the chamber of his rifle.
Then he asks "Are you intelligence?" {holds cupped hands up to eyes and moves them in and out away from face]
A few minutes later the Cuban sergeant of the guard is asking the Cuban guard why he shot the American. The Cuban said that the American told him that when the sun went down, he was going to walk over there and f*&k him until his eyes popped out!
This joke was told to me at a poker game by an Army Chaplain.
this will be tough...you have to imagine the hand gestures that I will describe.
A Marine is standing guard duty on the fence line in Cuba. He's bored out of his mind, and decides to try to talk to the Cuban on the other side of the fence.
He mimes asking "Are you Airborne" [arm held high and swooping down in an arc]...the Cuban just glares at him.
Then he asks "Are you infantry?" [holds hand up and uses fingers to mime walking]...more glaring from the Cuban.
Next he asks "Are you artillery?" [thrusting hands forward from the hips] The Cuban rams a bullet into the chamber of his rifle.
Then he asks "Are you intelligence?" {holds cupped hands up to eyes and moves them in and out away from face]
A few minutes later the Cuban sergeant of the guard is asking the Cuban guard why he shot the American. The Cuban said that the American told him that when the sun went down, he was going to walk over there and f*&k him until his eyes popped out!
This joke was told to me at a poker game by an Army Chaplain.
A Marine is standing guard duty on the fence line in Cuba. He's bored out of his mind, and decides to try to talk to the Cuban on the other side of the fence.
He mimes asking "Are you Airborne" [arm held high and swooping down in an arc]...the Cuban just glares at him.
Then he asks "Are you infantry?" [holds hand up and uses fingers to mime walking]...more glaring from the Cuban.
Next he asks "Are you artillery?" [thrusting hands forward from the hips] The Cuban rams a bullet into the chamber of his rifle.
Then he asks "Are you intelligence?" {holds cupped hands up to eyes and moves them in and out away from face]
A few minutes later the Cuban sergeant of the guard is asking the Cuban guard why he shot the American. The Cuban said that the American told him that when the sun went down, he was going to walk over there and f*&k him until his eyes popped out!
This joke was told to me at a poker game by an Army Chaplain.
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