And I mean like something I can tell in front of an audience, maybe like Dane Cooks "The Atheist" joke. Something I could say in front of an audience. Thanks!
There was two muffins in an oven and the first muffin said: Woo, is it just me or is it hot in here?
The other muffin screamed in surprise and exclaimed: Oh my gosh! A talking muffin!
So there's this guy who walks into a psychologist's office covered in saran wrap. The psychologist says: It's clear enough to see your nuts.
this is one of my gpas jokes
what are the three most reliable means of getting information out?
thelephone
television
telawoman
another
a guy walks down the road and into the drs office after dark. sits down and waits his turn. when the dr sees him the dr asks whats the problem? guys says i think im a moth. dr says you dont meed me you need a psychiatrist. guy says i know i was on my way there when i saw your light.
