What is the funniest Chuck Norris jokes/facts you've heard?

[Melanie Luvs MC]

Here is one I thought was funny: "Chuck Norris once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands."

 

[Seirra]

chuck norris is the reason waldo is hiding.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

chuck norris CAN touch mc hammer.

 

[MaccaFan]

Chuck Norris doesn't go Hunting,
He goes Killing

 

[Dgirl112]

Chuck Norris walks so fast, you think he's running!

 

[Ryan]

His tears cure cancer, but he never cries.

 

[Abby]

this one i found pretty amusing: Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.


i got it from this website: http://www.thechucknorrisfacts.com/

hahah

 

[GMChevy]

Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open. ~

 

[Mari C]

Type on google find Chuck Norris and it wiill say you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you

 

[Flamboastin' Back Up]

who is the uncoolest and most not funny person in the world?
Chuck Norris

 

[Don't Pet Hungry Critters]

He doesn't sleep, he waits.

 

[(Josh Y)]

If Chuck Norris was a woman he wouldnt have periods he would have exclamation marks.

The day Pee Wee Herman got arrested for masturbating in public was the day Chuck Norris got an award for masturbating in public