What is the cost of renting a Burger King for an hour, so my fiancee doesn't have to

J

Jacquot

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mingle with common people? My beautiful and fragile fiancee Meghan is a wonder to behold. She has brought what you could say is a fair amount of joy to my life.

However, I cringe everytime we go out for a date. Dealing with common people really gets on both of our nerves. You can never really seem to avoid the "Monster Truck" crowd, can you?

Anyway, I have been in negotiations with our local Burger King restaurant to rent the place out for an hour. I have asked that they close the restaurant for 1 hour and 10 minutes to other customers, as well as have only ONE staff memeber to take our order and wait on us. This way we have our privacy to the maximum and a chance to marinate in each others company without undue outside influence.

Is $2500 a good rate to offer to begin said negotiations?
 
lol you have to be stupid to rent BK for one hour and 10 minutes. No wonder you received a lot of lauging and negative answers before me. The mangers and the staff laughed at you when you left the place.
 
I would up the ante and ask the the "King of Burgers" do the waiting on you and you the lovely little lady himself...sure he has a big head, perma-creepy smile and the ability to scare even inmates into submission..however, he is become quite the cultural icon and can see no other options...you wouldn't want to deal with a "standard" employee when you could have the former..yes?

how do you think fragile Meghan will handle the Burger Kings whopper?
 
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