Onyx Ignite
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This is a funny question, raised by a hilarious event today. So I'm out walking Rock, and she goes poo. I pick it up and go on my merry way with poo bag now in hand. Some moron starts following me and is basically stalking me. I had planned on going home, but I take a different route... And then this dude comes up to me and Rock with a frickin knife.
You know what's better than having a knife or pepper spray or a tazer or a stick? A FILLED POO BAG. I chuck it at the dude and he turns around and starts running, then the bag hits his shoulder and falls to the ground. Oh, that was hilarious. And of course I start sprinting on home before the dude can turn back. I made it back safe and all, but I needed to use my inhaler. Which sucked, since I was trying to go for a record... hadn't needed it for three months.
They are now my weapon of choice. What's yours, and why?
Women's saftey courses? Nah, hapkido is way better
*safety, not saftey. sorry.
*safety, not saftey. sorry.
Oh, another good tool is a paperclip or a safety pin... if you know how to use one.
You know what's better than having a knife or pepper spray or a tazer or a stick? A FILLED POO BAG. I chuck it at the dude and he turns around and starts running, then the bag hits his shoulder and falls to the ground. Oh, that was hilarious. And of course I start sprinting on home before the dude can turn back. I made it back safe and all, but I needed to use my inhaler. Which sucked, since I was trying to go for a record... hadn't needed it for three months.
They are now my weapon of choice. What's yours, and why?
Women's saftey courses? Nah, hapkido is way better
*safety, not saftey. sorry.
*safety, not saftey. sorry.
Oh, another good tool is a paperclip or a safety pin... if you know how to use one.