what is some laughable, stereotypical lawyer talk i can use for an opening argument

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Lola

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for (fake) divorce court? id use "ladies and gentlemen of the jury" but there isnt a jury in divorce court is there? i know nothing of court. i just need some lines that are stereotypical, as i said. good lines that can be used in jest against lawyers. i have to write a paper where im a divorce court lawyer for zeus and hera, so its not serious. i just need some snappy lawyer lines.
 
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