What is a good headline for a photo of our class president locked out of his dorm

Sarah Jones

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room NAKED by his opponent? I'm the editor of our college paper.

Our nerdy class president was getting ready for an interview with me outside his room when his roommate, and OPPONENT in the election, ripped off the President's towel after his shower & threw him outside to greet me in the nude!

My cameraman took a picture of our BARE class president and his jiggling white buttcheeks banging on the door to be let inside.

What would be the FUNNIEST headline for this front page photo?
 
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