What I learned at church camp as a kid.............?

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It was the summer before 7th grade and a friend of mine was going to the Ozarks with her church for a month. I went to. oh boy!
It was at this place they called church camp where the preacher or who ever he was woke us up at sunlight with these words- "rise & shine, this is the day that the lord was made" every morning he did this. OMG!!! what have i gotten myself into i thought.
It was here at church camp that I learned how to get high
It was here at church camp that i learned how to smoke
It was here at church camp that i learned how to French kiss a boy
It was here at church camp that i learned how to shop lift
It was here at church camp that i learned what a bunch of fucking idiots these people are.

WOW

anyone for church camp!!!
 
church camp
without involve Church leaders fathers and liturgy.
without qualified teachers and mangers .
without program,
without education
without computation
without goal and main .
without party and some fun .
without sports .
without money and food .
without pray and hymens.
without teaching Christian life
without Bible study ,and gifts.
without repenting and confession.
so the result come like what you said .
 
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