10. To make a call, you have to insert a quarter.
9. Automatically answers every call with a computerized "Yello!" (lol. If you don't get this one, you haven't heard about the stubborn yellow spot issue on the iPhone 4).
8. Operates on 20 "D" batteries. (lol)
7. Pre-loaded with naked photos of Steve Jobs. (If you recall, there was an iPhone that a customer purchased from Walmart (refurbished) which was preloaded with porn pics.
6. You keep getting anonymous texts reading "iPhone kill you"
5. Apple store looks suspiciously like some dude's drunk.
4. Looks, smells, and tastes like a poptart!
3. There's no lather when washing your cornea (Oh, I'm sorry, that's a bad sign you've purchased a bad EYE FOAM). (lol. Good one.)
2. You check your email and it shocks your nuts.
1. Only accepts calls from Mel Gibson.
9. Automatically answers every call with a computerized "Yello!" (lol. If you don't get this one, you haven't heard about the stubborn yellow spot issue on the iPhone 4).
8. Operates on 20 "D" batteries. (lol)
7. Pre-loaded with naked photos of Steve Jobs. (If you recall, there was an iPhone that a customer purchased from Walmart (refurbished) which was preloaded with porn pics.
6. You keep getting anonymous texts reading "iPhone kill you"
5. Apple store looks suspiciously like some dude's drunk.
4. Looks, smells, and tastes like a poptart!
3. There's no lather when washing your cornea (Oh, I'm sorry, that's a bad sign you've purchased a bad EYE FOAM). (lol. Good one.)
2. You check your email and it shocks your nuts.
1. Only accepts calls from Mel Gibson.