When you're with a girl whom you want to romance
You can try flowers, dinner and a slow dance
But even with all that, you won't have a chance
If by mistake you unload a steamer in your pants
Poopy in the pants
Poopy in the pants
If you're down for a little romance
You'd best avoid any poopy in the pants
Trousers, jeans, slacks, they're all the same
Take a dump in your pants and you'll look real lame
So if you're looking for some love 'n romance
Son, you best not make poopy in the pants.
You can try flowers, dinner and a slow dance
But even with all that, you won't have a chance
If by mistake you unload a steamer in your pants
Poopy in the pants
Poopy in the pants
If you're down for a little romance
You'd best avoid any poopy in the pants
Trousers, jeans, slacks, they're all the same
Take a dump in your pants and you'll look real lame
So if you're looking for some love 'n romance
Son, you best not make poopy in the pants.