Two teen aged boys talking about embarrassment in gym class showers. One tells the other that he was told that regularly rubbing the penis with grease will make it bigger.
The other kid tries it and a month later says, "I think it's getting smaller!"
The first kid asks, "What kinda grease did you use?"
"Crisco."
"Well no wonder! That's shortening!"
Sorry. "Crisco" is a popular US brand of vegetable shortening. UK would be "Cookeen"
The other kid tries it and a month later says, "I think it's getting smaller!"
The first kid asks, "What kinda grease did you use?"
"Crisco."
"Well no wonder! That's shortening!"
Sorry. "Crisco" is a popular US brand of vegetable shortening. UK would be "Cookeen"