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...farmer who wanted to get ? a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer. The lawyer said, 'How can I help you? 'The farmer said I want to get one of them dayvorces, The lawyer said, do you have any grounds? The farmer said, 'Yes, I got 40 acres,'The lawyer said,No,no, you don't understand, Do you have a suit? The farmer said, 'Yes I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays. The lawyer said No, no, I mean, do you have a case? 'The farmer said, No, I ain't got a case, but I got a John Deere. The lawyer said, no, I mean, do you have a grudge?The farmer said, 'Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere, The lawyer said, 'Does your wife beat you up or something? The farmer said, No we both get up at 4:30. By now the lawyer is getting frustrated but tries one last question. The lawyer said, Is your wife a nAg.ger? The farmer said, No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nAg.ger & that's why I want's a dayvorce