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George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
him what his name is. "Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And
third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right ---
question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him
what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell
go
20 minutes early?
And fifth, where is Bob?"
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
Lady: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Lady: "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat, It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
Man: "What's the price?"
Lady: "Only $1,500.00"
Man: "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much, "
Lady: "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price , and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year, "
Man: "What price did he quote you?"
Lady: "Only $60,000, "
Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Lady: "Great! Before we hang up, something else, "
Man: "What?"
Lady: "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and, I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property, "
Man: "How much are they asking?"
Lady: "Only $450,000, a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover, "
Man: "Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
Lady: "OK, sweetie, Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
Man: "Bye, I do too."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"
he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
him what his name is. "Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"
"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And
third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess.
When they resume George says, "OK, where were we? Oh that's right ---
question time. Who has a question?"
A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks
him
what his name is.
"Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"
"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, why did the recess bell
go
20 minutes early?
And fifth, where is Bob?"
There are several men in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone that was on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
Lady: "Hello?" "Honey, It's me. Are you at the club?"
Man: "Yes."
Lady: "Great! I am at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat, It is absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
Man: "What's the price?"
Lady: "Only $1,500.00"
Man: "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much, "
Lady: "Ahhh and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2001 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price , and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year, "
Man: "What price did he quote you?"
Lady: "Only $60,000, "
Man: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
Lady: "Great! Before we hang up, something else, "
Man: "What?"
Lady: "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and, I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It's on sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English Garden, acre of park area, beachfront property, "
Man: "How much are they asking?"
Lady: "Only $450,000, a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover, "
Man: "Well, than go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000. OK?"
Lady: "OK, sweetie, Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
Man: "Bye, I do too."
The man hangs up, closes the phone's flap and raises his hand while holding the phone and asks to all those present:
"Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?"