The Eastern Lion
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1. What do you call an Australian or Indian with 100 by his name? Ans. A bowler
2. Why can't Aussies or Indians open bottles? Ans. Because they have no openers.
3. what do you call an Aussie or Indian with a bottle of champagne in his hand? Ans. A waiter
4. what do you call a world class Indian or Aussie? Ans. Retired
5. what do you get if you cross the Aussie or Indian cricket team with an Oxo cube? Ans. Laughing stock.
2. Why can't Aussies or Indians open bottles? Ans. Because they have no openers.
3. what do you call an Aussie or Indian with a bottle of champagne in his hand? Ans. A waiter
4. what do you call a world class Indian or Aussie? Ans. Retired
5. what do you get if you cross the Aussie or Indian cricket team with an Oxo cube? Ans. Laughing stock.