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John dies and upon entrance to heaven he is asked how many times he cheated his wife.
- Never! says John.
- OK here's a brand new Mercedes Benz for you to drive in heaven.
Another man comes to heaven and he is asked the same thing saying that he cheated on his wife 2 times.
- OK here's new Toyota for you to drive in heaven.
Willie comes too heaven and says he cheated 10 times.
- mmm OK here's a small Fiat for you too drive in heaven.
Willie meets John at an intersection and sees him crying in his Mercedes.
- Oh why are you crying John? Don't you like your Mercedes?
- No, my wife just died too, says John.
- Oh, so what? asks Willie.
- I just saw her around here, she was walking in roller skates.
- Never! says John.
- OK here's a brand new Mercedes Benz for you to drive in heaven.
Another man comes to heaven and he is asked the same thing saying that he cheated on his wife 2 times.
- OK here's new Toyota for you to drive in heaven.
Willie comes too heaven and says he cheated 10 times.
- mmm OK here's a small Fiat for you too drive in heaven.
Willie meets John at an intersection and sees him crying in his Mercedes.
- Oh why are you crying John? Don't you like your Mercedes?
- No, my wife just died too, says John.
- Oh, so what? asks Willie.
- I just saw her around here, she was walking in roller skates.