Stewie Griffin
New member
1- Tell me a word, which can make lots of elderly people say “sh.i.t” at the same time?
A: Bingo
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2 - When do you know that lice didn’t get a lice’s council flat?
A: When you see one in a bald man’s head.
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3 - Why do cows always dribble?
A: because they don’t know how to spit.
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4 - How can you tell how old your disk operation system is by looking at your doctor’s medicine prescription?
A: There you can find your DOSage.
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5 - In this conversation:
“Wife: My friend gave me a very nice bean soup recipe.
Husband: Hmm I love it. Love, put some potatoes in it. I think onion and peas go well too. Don’t put any spices please.”
What tells you in the above conversation (without mentioning “you” specifically) to go to the loo on your journey?
A: PE.AS “YOU” GO
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6 - In which vegetable can you find; first copper and an “end of pleasure” in the middle?
A:“Cu” ”cum”ber
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7 - How do you know when an MP is “NOT” lying?
R: When he is not speaking or writing anything.
A: Bingo
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2 - When do you know that lice didn’t get a lice’s council flat?
A: When you see one in a bald man’s head.
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3 - Why do cows always dribble?
A: because they don’t know how to spit.
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4 - How can you tell how old your disk operation system is by looking at your doctor’s medicine prescription?
A: There you can find your DOSage.
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5 - In this conversation:
“Wife: My friend gave me a very nice bean soup recipe.
Husband: Hmm I love it. Love, put some potatoes in it. I think onion and peas go well too. Don’t put any spices please.”
What tells you in the above conversation (without mentioning “you” specifically) to go to the loo on your journey?
A: PE.AS “YOU” GO
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6 - In which vegetable can you find; first copper and an “end of pleasure” in the middle?
A:“Cu” ”cum”ber
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7 - How do you know when an MP is “NOT” lying?
R: When he is not speaking or writing anything.