What do you do when you find out your most favourite author is moving to your town?

You jump up and down and scream for about two hours and then you do as much research as humanly possible and come up with a plan to bake them a pie and bring it over to their house as a welcoming present.
 
Kidnap them before anyone else sees them and keep them hostile until you get every book by them and they're autograph, oh and also you get to be in one of the movies!!( if theirs every a movie!)
xDD
That's be funn!!!
I'm kidding..
=D
 
Since my both favourite authors [Hesse and Dostoevsky] are already dead, it's not possible that they would move to where I live. Hypothetically, if it was the case.. I am not one of those crazy fan girls who would lure their beloved ones asking for signatures etc.. I would just become very proud that I was living in the same town as my favourite author.
 
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