C
Chandler
Guest
this joke can be a bit offensive but a person who loves comedy and is not a boring loser will love it.
Q: Your dog is barking at the back and your wife is yelling at the front, which one you let in first ?
A: The dog, of course, at least he will shut up when he is inside.
Another joke:
A plane was transporting few lunatics from a nut house to another nut house. The lunatics were making a lot of noise in the plane which made the pilot angry. He then told them to shut up and they kept quiet. Then, one of the lunatic said "Mom always said to play outside, not in the house.", so all of them said "Let's go outside to play then". and they went outside. Now, you can already guess what happened next. The pilot was screaming "Mayday, Mayday" on the radio. (Mayday is a word used to inform the traffic controller that there is an emergency.)
Q: Your dog is barking at the back and your wife is yelling at the front, which one you let in first ?
A: The dog, of course, at least he will shut up when he is inside.
Another joke:
A plane was transporting few lunatics from a nut house to another nut house. The lunatics were making a lot of noise in the plane which made the pilot angry. He then told them to shut up and they kept quiet. Then, one of the lunatic said "Mom always said to play outside, not in the house.", so all of them said "Let's go outside to play then". and they went outside. Now, you can already guess what happened next. The pilot was screaming "Mayday, Mayday" on the radio. (Mayday is a word used to inform the traffic controller that there is an emergency.)