the sandman
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Ok, so I prepared food for the family last night and forgot to make a fresh badge of salsa for the food, so there was only a little bit left for the whole family, I did not want to yell out to everyone to grab a little bit of salsa so that everybody could have their fair share so instead I grabbed the smallest spoon that I could find, (which was a very obviously small looking spoon) I was hoping that everybody would get the hint, which they did, EXCEPT FATASS of the family (sister in law) which served the whole freaking salsa to herself. And that's not the end of it, FATASS decides to keep the spoon to herself since her FATASS is too lazy to stand up and grab another one, so when I reach for the salsa to grab what little scraps I can get, I see that the spoon is no longer there and instead of her going to get a new one she just sits there like the FATASS that she is and makes me go grab another spoon. Sigh... Do you have any similar anecdotes you would like to share? What should i do next time? Sorry, need to let some steam off.