What books are these?

Which books are the ones where: THe book has an aluminum cover and starts by claiming to ahve once been a spoon etc, and the book has a spinner showing your chance of ahving been p poor, it has a list of missing epople and a mention of elvis presley ahving been seen in a burger king after his death, it also mentions the story of some john that found a cure by tracing a disease to a well, etc. what is the bok where penguins sing an anthem to antartica to the tune of god bless america? And which book is this one i have no recollection of the name of but its something like where the wind blows and it ahs a picture of a cloud with breath
 
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