What are your funniest jokes?
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Guy gets on a train and notices a man and a dog playing poker in the seat next to him. He says "excuse me, sorry to interrupt but I just wanted to compliment you on how smart your dog is..."a few minutes later the man playing poker leans over and whispers back to him " he ain't all that smart...he wags his tail when he's got a good hand"
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Jennifer watched as the cashier rang up her purchases.
“Cash, check or charge?” She asked after folding the items Jennifer had bought. As she fumbled for her wallet The cashier noticed a television remote control in her purse.
“Do you always carry your TV remote?” The cashier asked.
“No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the best retaliation.”.
I didn't want to put any dirty ones on here, I don't want to get kicked off. hahah
“Cash, check or charge?” She asked after folding the items Jennifer had bought. As she fumbled for her wallet The cashier noticed a television remote control in her purse.
“Do you always carry your TV remote?” The cashier asked.
“No,” she replied, “but my husband refused to come shopping with me, and I figured this was the best retaliation.”.
I didn't want to put any dirty ones on here, I don't want to get kicked off. hahah